Tiger Woods Fart Video

Got your attention I'm sure. The latest momentary scandal on the net is going to go away real soon I'm certain. I'd better get in my licks while I can. It does amaze me that a new phenomenon has developed. It's called hyperactive hype. It's very fleeting and if you don't catch it right away it'll disappear as quickly. This is the long awaited result of decades of the human attention span eroding to nothing. We have the ultimate in a forum for those with Attention Deficit Disorder. It's called Twitter. It's called the Internet. News stories can almost die as soon as they are born. Fakers abound trying to capitalize on this ephemera. Like little birdies, golf pun intended, they fly away as quickly as they grab that little crumb of bread you left out on the porch for them. The creators of Twitter don't call them "tweets" for nothing. So, if you do a search for "Tiger Woods Fart" you're going to find a whole lot of fakers and pulled youtube links. Of course the PGA may be thinking this gives even greater attention to the Tiger Woods brand because more people will frantically searching for this fleeting reference. Hence their cease and desist order to youtube. I have to wonder why no one thought to download this puppy and post it for themselves. I'm also sure that someone will be selling it on E-bay very soon. There's money to be made but you've got to be as quick as the fastest broadband speed to make it.